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A mi me encanta, lo escucho cada día un mínimo de tres veces.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pOXHBxAmQWU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pOXHBxAmQWU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-6186701282325067276?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/6186701282325067276/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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Dale un bofetón cada vez que levante la mano para contestar las preguntas del profesor. Recuerda que esto sólo es un juego&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-1509213478310014009?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/1509213478310014009/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8681105605918329549&amp;postID=1509213478310014009' title='1 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/1509213478310014009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/1509213478310014009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-244087585267284877?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/244087585267284877/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8681105605918329549&amp;postID=244087585267284877' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/244087585267284877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/244087585267284877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/2007/11/escenas-de-matrimonio.html' title='escenas de matrimonio'/><author><name>berta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09188245804323957137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8681105605918329549.post-448471296207795422</id><published>2007-11-23T09:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-23T09:52:09.020-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Colmos</title><content type='html'>&lt;table id="HB_Mail_Container" height="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0" unselectable="on"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr height="100%" width="100%" unselectable="on"&gt;&lt;td id="HB_Focus_Element" valign="top" width="100%" background="" height="250" unselectable="off"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¿Cuál es el colmo de un pez? Morir ahogado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¿Cual es el colmo de un arquitecto? Llamarse: ARMANDO ESTEBAN QUILLO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¿Cuál es el colmo de un coctail? Sentirse agitado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¿Cual es el colmo de un pirata? Que su novia le regale un disco original.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;¿Cuál es el colmo de un enano? Que lo pare un policía y le diga, ¡ALTO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr unselectable="on" hb_tag="1"&gt;&lt;td style="FONT-SIZE: 1pt" height="1" unselectable="on"&gt;&lt;div id="hotbar_promo"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-448471296207795422?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/448471296207795422/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8681105605918329549&amp;postID=448471296207795422' title='2 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/448471296207795422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/448471296207795422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/2007/11/colmos.html' title='Colmos'/><author><name>berta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09188245804323957137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8681105605918329549.post-5944568510666351695</id><published>2007-11-18T07:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-18T07:29:22.504-08:00</updated><title type='text'>La ballena</title><content type='html'>Un borracho está gritando en la playa: ¡Una ballena, una ballena!Y van todos los bañistas corriendo. Después vienen los policías y preguntan al borracho:"¿Donde está la ballena?"Y le responde: "No, no señor, es que se me han caído dos botellas de cerveza al mar y una va llena."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-5944568510666351695?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/5944568510666351695/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8681105605918329549&amp;postID=5944568510666351695' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/5944568510666351695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/5944568510666351695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/2007/11/la-ballena.html' title='La ballena'/><author><name>berta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09188245804323957137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8681105605918329549.post-6863722851122930925</id><published>2007-11-18T07:23:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-18T07:24:38.321-08:00</updated><title type='text'>La montaña</title><content type='html'>¿A una montaña quién sube primero: una mujer, Papá Noel o un hombre inteligente? Pues una mujer, porque ni Papá Noel ni los hombres inteligentes existen.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-6863722851122930925?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/6863722851122930925/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8681105605918329549&amp;postID=6863722851122930925' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/6863722851122930925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/6863722851122930925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/2007/11/la-montaa.html' title='La montaña'/><author><name>berta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09188245804323957137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8681105605918329549.post-8141545314643680177</id><published>2007-11-18T07:21:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-18T07:21:55.316-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Los tres locos</title><content type='html'>Una conversación entre 3 locos:-Mi mujer me engaña con un albañil.Le preguntan los otros: ¿Como lo sabes?- Porque al llegar a casa me encuentro ladrillos y sacos de cemento debajo de la cama.Dice el segundo:-Pues la mía me engaña con un carpintero.-¿Como lo sabes? Le preguntanPor que siempre me encuentro la sierra debajo de la cama.-Pues mi mujer me engaña con un caballo.-Eso si que es raro, ¿como lo sabes?.-Porque todas las noches me encuentro al jinete debajo de la cama&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-8141545314643680177?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/8141545314643680177/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8681105605918329549&amp;postID=8141545314643680177' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/8141545314643680177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/8141545314643680177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/2007/11/los-tres-locos.html' title='Los tres locos'/><author><name>berta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09188245804323957137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8681105605918329549.post-3163799722031707989</id><published>2007-11-18T07:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-18T07:19:50.120-08:00</updated><title type='text'>La rubia y los rizos</title><content type='html'>Se abre el telon y se ve a una rubia que quiere rizarse el pelo y va a una peluqueria pero esta cerrada. se cierra el telon. ¿como se llama la pelicula? ¡ah! terizascomopuedas.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-3163799722031707989?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/3163799722031707989/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8681105605918329549&amp;postID=3163799722031707989' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/3163799722031707989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/3163799722031707989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/2007/11/la-rubia-y-los-rizos.html' title='La rubia y los rizos'/><author><name>berta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09188245804323957137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8681105605918329549.post-7820991770494455698</id><published>2007-10-26T08:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T08:25:09.605-07:00</updated><title type='text'>binvenidos</title><content type='html'>hola espero que os guste&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8681105605918329549-7820991770494455698?l=bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/feeds/7820991770494455698/comments/default' title='Enviar comentarios'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8681105605918329549&amp;postID=7820991770494455698' title='0 comentarios'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/7820991770494455698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8681105605918329549/posts/default/7820991770494455698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bertasanchezfernandez.blogspot.com/2007/10/binvenidos.html' title='binvenidos'/><author><name>berta</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09188245804323957137</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
